At a coffee shop in the northern part of Lion State, two friends, Ah Kow and Ah Huat, were chatting while enjoying their coffee.
Kow: Eh your place there got opposition or not ah?
Huat: Of course lah, I stay Tumpanies leh. The Marbo Tan is the mini-star there lor.
Huat: Oh ya, now Heavy Debt Burden flats are getting pricier and pricier to make many people pek cek.
Kow: Ya la, and he still dare say it's affordable. Pui!
Huat: The opposition is that Ah Pek Party lor. The orange colour one.
Kow: Oh, I know liao. Is that Hongki guy Ah Seng as leader right?
Huat: Yes, he is chasing and harassing Marbo Tan non-stop about public housing as his party's main election strategy.
Kow: Actually hor, they aren't really Old Man United. Now got one xiao mei mei candidate.
Huat: Niko Sia is it? Like a rose among all the thorns.
Kow: Old thorns to be exact.
Huat: Heard she is only 24, even younger than Lightning Party's Ling Ling.
Kow: The most interesting part is they are facing each other at Maritime Parade gee arler see.
Huat: Can't wait to see both of them shaking hands. Face smile smile, in the mind confirm thinking...
Kow: I will get more votes than you?
Huat: No, they confirm thinking "I'm the new face of Lion State parrament after Lili Niao".
Kow: Erm ok. By the way, my place Tua Payo I think this time won't walkover anymore.
Huat: Alamak, that Lao Chiam already like that still want to act hero and go gee arler see.
Kow: Never mind, I will vote him. I fed up with Shortie Seng. Only talk big one.
Huat: But hor, I think Lightning Party will still win, maybe by a small percentage.
Kow: Ya, he should just stay in PP and enjoy retirement.
Huat: Now he ask his wife take over PP, looks risky leh.
Kow: Aiyah, I tell you. He purposely put his wife is to lose one. Cos PP never get much upgrading all these years as it's a opposition ward.
Huat: So he sacrifice his wife there for the sake of PP residents to get upgrading?
Kow: Yes, and he thought he can gain five seats by surrending one to the ruling party but he calculated wrongly.
Huat: Shows that he's really old already lah!
Kow: Excluding those nothing-better-to-do Independents, I think the Leform Party looks the worst currently.
Huat: Yes, like the customs checkpoint at Zhangee Airport, keep on got things to import and export.
Kow: Now they must even import three people from Lao Chiam's party. Like those bottom BPL teams loaning players from other clubs.
Huat: I think must be that Kenny Jey too yaya already, think he damn big, that's why Niko Sia rather join a group of Ah Peks than work with him.
Kow: Even the scholarship couple, Toonie and Hazelnut, also run away or else Leform Party still got some hope.
Huat: Now Kenny can only hope his lao pei up there can bless him to do well.
Kow: Eh we haven't talk about Hammer Party, the biggest oppo side in Lion State.
Huat: They ah, more or less just two-man show lor. Or should I say one man and one woman.
Kow: Now got this Shao Mao guy, looks good enough to chokeslam the Lightning Party.
Huat: Lightning Party only know sour grapes tactics, cannot catch that fish then keep on criticizing that fish.
Kow: They should just put all their aces like Teochew Khiang, the Silver chairman and Shao Mao into one deck and show hand at Awjoonid gee arler see.
Huat: Flying mini-star Jog Yeo confirm tak boleh tahan.
Kow: He also admit that if ruling party lose one gee-arler-see, he won't be suprised. Think he's talking about himself.
Huat: Talking about losers. I think the biggest losers five years ago, Lion State Demo Party, have finally changed their image, or are at least trying to change.
Kow: You mean the one with logo that look like Star Trek? Maybe cos Don Juan this time cannot contest, so people look at it differently.
Huat: Lao Lee and Xiao Lee sue him until too hiong liao. Typical Lighting Party style.
Kow: They manage to recruit many study-until-very-high people to be their members, an evidence that they are not just a bunch of activists.
Huat: I hope they beat VV Balala at Dutch-Tin Hill gee arler see. That mini-star keep on deny or avoid last year's Teenage Only Pigs Games screw-ups.
Kow: Oh finally, there is the Malay-Justice Combo Alliance.
Huat: Alamak, that one ah? I bet it will lose wherever it contests. Well, unless they go Malaysia to contest.
Kow: Ok, I need to go now. I heard Lightning Party giving out abalone porridge at PP again, quite near my house.
Huat: Ok, see you then. Remember, take their money but vote for opposition.
Kow: Because they will still take the money back they gave out with their right hand with the left one.
Kow: Eh your place there got opposition or not ah?
Huat: Of course lah, I stay Tumpanies leh. The Marbo Tan is the mini-star there lor.
Huat: Oh ya, now Heavy Debt Burden flats are getting pricier and pricier to make many people pek cek.
Kow: Ya la, and he still dare say it's affordable. Pui!
Huat: The opposition is that Ah Pek Party lor. The orange colour one.
Kow: Oh, I know liao. Is that Hongki guy Ah Seng as leader right?
Huat: Yes, he is chasing and harassing Marbo Tan non-stop about public housing as his party's main election strategy.
Kow: Actually hor, they aren't really Old Man United. Now got one xiao mei mei candidate.
Huat: Niko Sia is it? Like a rose among all the thorns.
Kow: Old thorns to be exact.
Huat: Heard she is only 24, even younger than Lightning Party's Ling Ling.
Kow: The most interesting part is they are facing each other at Maritime Parade gee arler see.
Huat: Can't wait to see both of them shaking hands. Face smile smile, in the mind confirm thinking...
Kow: I will get more votes than you?
Huat: No, they confirm thinking "I'm the new face of Lion State parrament after Lili Niao".
Kow: Erm ok. By the way, my place Tua Payo I think this time won't walkover anymore.
Huat: Alamak, that Lao Chiam already like that still want to act hero and go gee arler see.
Kow: Never mind, I will vote him. I fed up with Shortie Seng. Only talk big one.
Huat: But hor, I think Lightning Party will still win, maybe by a small percentage.
Kow: Ya, he should just stay in PP and enjoy retirement.
Huat: Now he ask his wife take over PP, looks risky leh.
Kow: Aiyah, I tell you. He purposely put his wife is to lose one. Cos PP never get much upgrading all these years as it's a opposition ward.
Huat: So he sacrifice his wife there for the sake of PP residents to get upgrading?
Kow: Yes, and he thought he can gain five seats by surrending one to the ruling party but he calculated wrongly.
Huat: Shows that he's really old already lah!
Kow: Excluding those nothing-better-to-do Independents, I think the Leform Party looks the worst currently.
Huat: Yes, like the customs checkpoint at Zhangee Airport, keep on got things to import and export.
Kow: Now they must even import three people from Lao Chiam's party. Like those bottom BPL teams loaning players from other clubs.
Huat: I think must be that Kenny Jey too yaya already, think he damn big, that's why Niko Sia rather join a group of Ah Peks than work with him.
Kow: Even the scholarship couple, Toonie and Hazelnut, also run away or else Leform Party still got some hope.
Huat: Now Kenny can only hope his lao pei up there can bless him to do well.
Kow: Eh we haven't talk about Hammer Party, the biggest oppo side in Lion State.
Huat: They ah, more or less just two-man show lor. Or should I say one man and one woman.
Kow: Now got this Shao Mao guy, looks good enough to chokeslam the Lightning Party.
Huat: Lightning Party only know sour grapes tactics, cannot catch that fish then keep on criticizing that fish.
Kow: They should just put all their aces like Teochew Khiang, the Silver chairman and Shao Mao into one deck and show hand at Awjoonid gee arler see.
Huat: Flying mini-star Jog Yeo confirm tak boleh tahan.
Kow: He also admit that if ruling party lose one gee-arler-see, he won't be suprised. Think he's talking about himself.
Huat: Talking about losers. I think the biggest losers five years ago, Lion State Demo Party, have finally changed their image, or are at least trying to change.
Kow: You mean the one with logo that look like Star Trek? Maybe cos Don Juan this time cannot contest, so people look at it differently.
Huat: Lao Lee and Xiao Lee sue him until too hiong liao. Typical Lighting Party style.
Kow: They manage to recruit many study-until-very-high people to be their members, an evidence that they are not just a bunch of activists.
Huat: I hope they beat VV Balala at Dutch-Tin Hill gee arler see. That mini-star keep on deny or avoid last year's Teenage Only Pigs Games screw-ups.
Kow: Oh finally, there is the Malay-Justice Combo Alliance.
Huat: Alamak, that one ah? I bet it will lose wherever it contests. Well, unless they go Malaysia to contest.
Kow: Ok, I need to go now. I heard Lightning Party giving out abalone porridge at PP again, quite near my house.
Huat: Ok, see you then. Remember, take their money but vote for opposition.
Kow: Because they will still take the money back they gave out with their right hand with the left one.
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