Meatball Test

I would like you to spare or you can say squander a couple of minutes to participate in the below questionnaire. It is sort of a personality test. Time spent on the questionnaire may vary due to age, reading speed, language proficiency (you'll get it later), intelligence level and whether you have Whatsapp installed on your smartphone.

As a precautionary measure, Ikea Singapore announced that it has temporarily stopped the sales of their meatballs after horse meat was detected in meatballs in Czech Republic.

As a citizen of Singapore, a food paradise, which boasts desperate foodies who are willing to queue 30 minutes for a bowl of tau huay that the sparkling white French ang mohs despise, what are thoughts on the removal of those Swedish meatballs?

A. Why? Why? Why the !@#$%^&* did they stop selling those balls? I mean meatballs. Worst news of the week man!

B. Oh my god, goddess and Pope Benedict XVI who has just stepped down. But it's alright, there is still a lot of good food.

C. I only ate it once or twice in my life. Not bad but I still prefer the ah pek's fishball mee pok at the hawker centre. I get more balls at a lower price too.

D. Never ate that before and I am totally not interested. Ikea (it's pronounced as eee kia right?) is for buying DIY furniture, want to eat meatball, fishball or sotong ball everywhere also have lah.

E. 只不过是马肉罢了。 咱们在家乡吃了好几次，味道还 not bad。不比羊肉或牛肉逊色。

If your answer is A

You are probably fat, overweight, obese, fleshy, plump or whichever adjective you think sounds most comfortable to your ears. You do not count how much you eat every day hour. If you happened not to be the above, then you're most likely some amateur food critic or a Swede.

If B is your pick

You are fat, slim or skinny whichever you think you are regardless of what others tell you. You do not really count how much you spend. You love giving treats and won't go after a few dollars that you lent to your friends. If you happened not to be the above, then you're most likely a Catholic.

If you choose C

You are someone of healthy weight and just can't increase the waistline no matter how much you eat. You do not count how many fishballs there are whenever you eat fishball noodles. You only count the number of chilli slices. If you happened not to be the above, then you're most likely a "big" person who loves fishball mee pok.

If D suits you best

You are a person who shops at Ikea on more than one occasion. You either go there to buy DIY furniture and kitchenware or get free pencils. You do not count how much time you spend there as long as you mange to get what you wanted. If you happened not to be the above, then you're most likely a Scanteak, Novena or Barang Barang guy.

If your reply was E

You are someone who comes from a country that is powerful and populous. You do not count consider how many people you would irritate for making a din on public transport. If you happened not to be the above, then you're most likely someone who could read that and ate horse meat for quite a number of times before.

So how long did you spend on the questionnaire?