Saturday, June 15, 2013

Snow less White


Long long time ago, there was a guy who looked just like the average man you see on the train. You can totally imagine him with his headphones, spectacles and jacket even though it is a sunny day. Yes, there are weird people who love wearing jackets even when the weather is unforgiving. Probably due to a psychological lack of security.

But jackets and the blazing sun are not the main issues. It is the guy whom you are going to read about. Since he hates the sun and loves to be in cold weather attires, let's name him Snow. I wonder if Snow White shares the same interests as this Snow guy, like bonding with short people, eating apples and wearing jackets.

Snow has become an overnight celebrity. His supporters are backing him while those in the opposite camp view him as a traitor. Apparently, Snow disclosed a classified number of classified stuff from classified sources to classified recipients at a classified date when he was still employed at a classified government agency.

Fellow internet exposer Julie Lasagne has lauded Snow, calling him a "hero". I wonder if Iron Man and co. will invite him to join them in Avengers 2 the movie. Many other public figures have also openly voiced their support for Snow and expressed gratitude towards him.

Mr whistle blower is currently living/hiding/stuck in Hongkie Land. His choice of hiding has raised many eyebrows but not the stock markets this week. I bet that it is due to his love for martial arts and jackets. He is probably shopping for a certain yellow jacket which used to be a trademark of a late Hongkie star.

Anyway, as the world continues to debate over whether Snow's actions were heroic (enough to rival The Avengers and Man of Steel) or criminal-like, let's take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Who cares about a jacket-lover's fate when he is going to extradited sooner or later? Rupert Murdoch is getting divorced again and he is on par with Tom Cruise, albeit at a ripe age of 82.

P.s. I don't know if Snow like jackets or not, I just have a feeling he does.

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