The pathetic North Korea and its fat kid leader Kim Jong Un should stop becoming the jokes of 2013.
The state media in North Korea has broadcasted a government statement declaring that the country is entering a state of war with its richer and more successful Southern neighbour. The move comes only a day after Bad Korea (that's what I call it) staged a massive military rally on its streets.
Good Korea ('cause it's obviously the good one), the United States and the rest of the world should take it easy. Bad Korea's threats are nothing more than verbal missiles which are hardly strong enough to penetrate anything. It's like having your little brother screaming in your ear.
Plus, which country except for Bad Korea is so dumb/retarded/stupid to announce to the entire world that it is going to attack its enemy? You are warning the enemy that you are going to attack him? That is a very bad strategy that even my primary school cousin will not consider.
If possible but probably will not happen, America should just do it once and for all and give Bad Korea a good spanking. Fatty little Kim still looks years and decades away from having an army that it capable of matching the strengths of the US.
So how should we respond to this declaration by Bad Korea? Sit back and relax. Let's see what kind of negotiations the most backward country in the world wants this time.
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