A good example

Today, RealBlurPolitics® shall show you what makes our country a good example that other nations want to follow and perceive that our government is of world-class standard

Firstly, why is our country doing so well in almost everything and always at the top of various rankings(except for football in FIFA)? This is because our ministers carry out their work properly, efficiently and swiftly with zero corruption. So how to have fine leaders to rule us? Simple, they must be clean or rather uncorrupted. Then how to have uncorrupted ones? Simple, better salary. With the highest amount of ministerial pay in the world, who wants to risk being corrupted and have a tragic ending after stepping down like Ah Bian?

Secondly, our leaders know how to strategize their survival in the country. By having GRCs in parliament, they know that they will have a more stable standing. All opposition GRCs were defeated in the last election. Also, during the previous election, the government who is the ruling party proposed that the only 2 opposition seats which were SMCs form a GRC instead. This indirectly shows the plan to capture the 2 remaining slots in the parliament where if both sides send a GRC to battle, residents might favour the ruling party as it has more distinguished candidates.

Next, to elaborate on the part about strategizing their survival. Knowing that the people here are all kiasu, they give out goodies time and time again. For example in the previous election, they started giving out free breakfast during 5am at dawn to residents staying in an "opposition place". Well, but in the end, the plan sort of failed as it was still lost to the opposition. Other goodies include lift upgrading, baby bonus, a million dollars to catch terrorists and many more

Then, there must be family members within the parliament to ensure 100% percent cleanliness and honesty. After the first one steps down, a tall one takes over and to show gratitude for choosing him as his successor, he picks the first one's son to be the third. Yes, they are one big family, regardless of height, black or white hair, age and who is more handsome. With his father as his mentor, the young one should be able to perform well enough and he has proved his country that he is capable to do it. Also, if he dares to be corrupted, his father well be there to scold him in front of the entire cabinet in the parliament house

Lastly, our government have done many things which the rest of the world have never tried before . We have the world-first drinkable recylced water, taxing people electronically on the roads, having a night safari, organizing a night F1 race and many more to show the world that we are very clever and can think out of the box although our statutory boards do otherwise. Whatever we do is to give a good impression to others like what our teachers tell us in school by dressing neatly and have tidy hair etc

Count yourself lucky to be living in this model employee, oops I mean model country where our leaders are all so capable and have wonderful salaries