Small Ocean Games 2009

As the 25th Small Ocean Games comes to an end, three citizens from the smallest country in the region decided to discuss about this biennial event held in Wiang Chang

Ninja Assassin: wahsey, our country really like the Chinese proverb, tiger head snake tail
Storm Warrior: exactly, we're only good at swimming, water polo and ping pong
Navi: no lor, even for ping pong we didn't even secure all seven gold medals
Storm Warrior: oh ya, well as the saying goes, nothing lasts forever
Ninja Assassin: erm but our water polo team can prove it wrong
Navi: yes, they have been the gold medalists for dunno how many consecutive years oleidi
Storm Warrior: they can only do well in the region, once it is the whole continent they are nothing, let alone the Only Pigs
Ninja Assassin: talking about Only Pigs, I realized that our paddler Xiao Wei is really something
Navi: which Wei?
Storm Warrior: there is only one Xiao Wei in this year's competition, the other one is busy taking care of her baby
Ninja Assassin: she clinched the gold medal in the women's singles after beating compatriot Ah Gu
Navi(laughing): hahaha, that old lady? she looks 20 years older than her retirement age
Storm Warrior: don't be mean. anyway, I think Dreamy Rain and Bei Sqaure did a great job in the doubles final
Ninja Assassin: yeah, our women paddlers are actually all on par in terms of skills so we have a very strong team
Navi: it was the men who let us down
Ninja Assassin: it is always the men that let down...
Storm Warrior: ok let's change topic, I think if sailing was included, our country, Lion state, would have added a few more golds to the medal tally
Navi: Lauz like a bit play cheat leh, they added swimming cos they believe they will do well in it
Ninja Assassin: hey guys, u all know about that ang moh pool player who became our country's citizen, he finally triumphed at the Games
Storm Warrior: we need foreign talents like him or Lion state would be nothing
Navi: walau we lost to Filip state in the women's 9 ball final. !@#$%^&*
Ninja Assassin: well, we have to admit that they've better players like "Ronny Volcano" who won the 8 ball final
Storm Warrior: he thrashed his compatriot 7:1 man
Navi: other than sailing, there are many other sports missing too like basketball, fencing, hockey etc
Ninja Assassin: well, at least athletics was included where we won two golds in the triple jump and discus finals
Storm Warrior: the discus guy is a hero, I salute him
Navi: Badminton was sibeh disappointing. only two lousy bronzes from the team events
Ninja Assassin: we have to start recruiting some players from Divine Land like what we did for ping pong, only then can we beat Tiger state and Red-White state
Navi: red-white state? you mean the one whose capital is eat potato(jiak kantang)?
Ninja Assassin: yes and their football team was a total let down man
Storm Warrior: speaking about football, I still can't stop laughing at the way Tiger State won the gold medal match against V Republic
Navi: own goal!!!
Everyone burst into laughter
Ninja Assassin: haha, Lion state managed to defend their bronze against the hosts
Navi: luckily lor or sure kena bomb one when they return
Storm Warrior: I think that Lauz as the host nation should have larger stadiums to accommodate the fans
Ninja Assasin: ya la, only 20000 seats and they claim it as very good already, siao!
Navi: but look us, our one want to tear down, for three years still haven't tear down. Some more can host a match with a famous English club
Storm Warrior: when the next Games in 2011 is held in red-white state, I believe it'll be more exciting than this one
Ninja Assassin: agree, they have more funds and facilities so more sports will be included for sure
Navi: our country say want to host 2013 one then now back out again for the third straight time
Storm Warrior: well, our stadium won't be ready by then and we can't possibly be playing games by the riverside on that stupid floating field right?
Ninja Assassin: lots of people are saying we can host the youngster's Only Pigs Games next year but can't even host the Small Ocean Games which has about ten nations only
Navi: what to do? our government want to angkat bola the whole world, a tiny little Small Ocean Games is nothing to them man
Storm Warrior: we are small but we are always the smartest
Ninja Assasin: Lion State all the way!