Happy birthday SIngapore

Happy National Day!

Happy birthday to Singapore! What do you all have to say to her? Mine is pretty simple

I wish

that the government will give more money to your people because they always say that the country is getting richer but the people are getting poorer

that you will have less ERP gantries on your roads which is impossible but it's still a wish right?

that your schools will have more PE lessons

that there will be less China, India and whatever foreigners coming to you and more job opportunities for your people

Ok I'll take back what said in the previous wish

Indian workers are welcome because they are responsible for your cleanliness, safety and development. Hope you get what I mean

As for China, hmmmm let me think. No, most of them are just a nuisance in public, making lots of noise, blocking other people's paths, reading magazines in shops for free and snatching places with local students. They are only making you look unglam and more backward. The national anthemn is Onward Singapore(Majulah Singapura) right?

Alright, continue my wishing

I wish

that the TV station can produce better shows for your people to watch because the complains never stop

that the Singapore Flyer will not break down ever again

the $100 entrance fee for Singaporeans for your IRs can be decreased

that your government-owned investment company will not change CEOs here and there to create confusion among your people

that your NS boys do not need to shave their heads botak when they serve you, the country

that you can be lovely forever with your neighbour Malaysia just like South Korea and North Korea. Wrong? No I mean the South Korean bird that migrated to the North and found his female partner there will they had a nest on top of a tree near a nuclear missile base

that you can attract more ang mohs to visit you because without them, those Hippo Tour buses will be relatively empty since no one else boards them for sightseeing

that you can have more shopping malls in the heartlands. Orchard Road is too packed already, look at those pitiful cars that wonder about like a lost child as they can't find a place to park. From 313 to Ion(how to you pronounce it?), so many names, how to remember?

that your local football league can attract more foreign talents to play here and up the quality of Singapore football. You can't be poorer than Spain or England right?

that there are more badminton courts in you because finding a place to play badminton is as hard as finding a well-behaved China man living in Singapore

that there will be less nights of hot weather because I have to switch on my fan/air-con and electricity bills have gone up again recently

Last but not least

I wish that Miss Singapore wins the Miss World Universe!