Once upon a time in Lion State, three friends known as A, B and C, were discussing about the recently concluded Starry Starry Night Awards Show.
A: First time the show held at the marine casino there but still the same old things happening every year
B: Ya la, some more got big upset!
C: You mean the best actress award?
A: Oh yes, that Joanna P?
B: Walau, she's the darkest horse among the nominees!
C: I was expecting Fannie to win
A: Me too, even if Fannie lose it to the queen of kaldekott, I also nothing to say
B: I support ice princess, I can't believe she lost to Joanna of all people. Pui!
A: Confirm is rigged one. Confirm that Joanna kena some unfair advantage from on top
B: Maybe people the PR skills good mah
C: That's right, unlike that nyonya princess who don't know how to wayang in real life
B: That's why she no show at all for the whole of last year!
A: Now kena kick to Tiger State and act with those unknown Mayalasian actors.
C: Plus now she being thrown to the alphabet Mandarin channel to act in comedy. Sho low crass!
A: So we alll agree that Joanna is a level above nyonya princess now?
B: At least two levels lah. Joanna score two goals liao. Nyonya still nil.
C: Mr Uniform Hui deserves the Best Actor award right?
A: Yes, he waited for so long after years of acting as police, soldier and even in civil defence
B: I think he should just continue the Ah Beng kind of role which won him the award
C: Yup, years of being a uniformed man in dramas was fruitless
A: He was the real star that night, he also bagged the all time favourite artiste award
B: Funny sia, the person who presented the award is a man in white minister, Uniform Hui is also a man in white
C: Like some typical man in white plus another man in white wayang-ing show
A: That old Teochew hag Uncle Chen finally won something for the first time in his career.
B: But he talked too much on stage liao, can tell that he suan-ing Midiacorpse
C: @#$% sia, how could he have won the other Chen? That versatile actor from Tiger State.
A: I believe it's some kind of consolation prize for the older Chen
B: Hmmm, I agree. The best supporting actor award is destined for the younger Chen to win no matter how you look at it.
C: Best supporting actress also quite a big upset. That VV Lai looks like a dark horse.
A: I thought Auntie Song would win
B: I was betting on Eeevonie Lim.
C: Maybe the judges are also FT...from Dragon State, that's why VV Lai's character appealed to them.
A: Ya la, now everything also FT. Even the female host also choose the daughter of that Hongkie short potato.
B: Lion State really no more eh sai the female host meh?
C: Got, but TV station like to waste resources mah
A: That's why the productions all more and more KNS these days
B & C: HAHAHAHA!
A: First time the show held at the marine casino there but still the same old things happening every year
B: Ya la, some more got big upset!
C: You mean the best actress award?
A: Oh yes, that Joanna P?
B: Walau, she's the darkest horse among the nominees!
C: I was expecting Fannie to win
A: Me too, even if Fannie lose it to the queen of kaldekott, I also nothing to say
B: I support ice princess, I can't believe she lost to Joanna of all people. Pui!
A: Confirm is rigged one. Confirm that Joanna kena some unfair advantage from on top
B: Maybe people the PR skills good mah
C: That's right, unlike that nyonya princess who don't know how to wayang in real life
B: That's why she no show at all for the whole of last year!
A: Now kena kick to Tiger State and act with those unknown Mayalasian actors.
C: Plus now she being thrown to the alphabet Mandarin channel to act in comedy. Sho low crass!
A: So we alll agree that Joanna is a level above nyonya princess now?
B: At least two levels lah. Joanna score two goals liao. Nyonya still nil.
C: Mr Uniform Hui deserves the Best Actor award right?
A: Yes, he waited for so long after years of acting as police, soldier and even in civil defence
B: I think he should just continue the Ah Beng kind of role which won him the award
C: Yup, years of being a uniformed man in dramas was fruitless
A: He was the real star that night, he also bagged the all time favourite artiste award
B: Funny sia, the person who presented the award is a man in white minister, Uniform Hui is also a man in white
C: Like some typical man in white plus another man in white wayang-ing show
A: That old Teochew hag Uncle Chen finally won something for the first time in his career.
B: But he talked too much on stage liao, can tell that he suan-ing Midiacorpse
C: @#$% sia, how could he have won the other Chen? That versatile actor from Tiger State.
A: I believe it's some kind of consolation prize for the older Chen
B: Hmmm, I agree. The best supporting actor award is destined for the younger Chen to win no matter how you look at it.
C: Best supporting actress also quite a big upset. That VV Lai looks like a dark horse.
A: I thought Auntie Song would win
B: I was betting on Eeevonie Lim.
C: Maybe the judges are also FT...from Dragon State, that's why VV Lai's character appealed to them.
A: Ya la, now everything also FT. Even the female host also choose the daughter of that Hongkie short potato.
B: Lion State really no more eh sai the female host meh?
C: Got, but TV station like to waste resources mah
A: That's why the productions all more and more KNS these days
B & C: HAHAHAHA!
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