World Champion China

So the biggest news that rocked the country for the last 48 hours is none other than our made-in-china-bought-by-Singapore women's table tennis team. They defeated the authentic China players in the World Table Tennis Championships. These women are the only China-born people living in Singapore who are worthy of citizenship for the glory they have brought to the nation

Yes, Feng Tianwei makes screaming noises when playing like China people talking in public places. The difference is that one makes noise for a good reason while the others contribute greatly to noise pollution only. The government should learn to recruit more of the former instead of blindly mass importing the latter

To me, the only thing from the table tennis team which is Singapore is the flag sewn on their jerseys. Everything else in Chinese. Players from China, coach from China, sparring partners from China. Even the ball, racket and table are all from China!

No wonder Westerners think that Singapore is part of China