Interesting alternatives to DPM Wong's resignation

RealBlurPolitics® is back. Today is the 27th of Feburary. Many people might think that it is just another day but one man certainly will remember it for a long time. He is none other than our Home Affairs minister and Deputy PM, Wong Kan Seng. No, it is not his birthday, not his wedding anniversary nor the day he got to shake Andy Lau's hand. It is the day the mighty and invincible, one and only, limping Mas Selamat bin Kastari escaped from the Internal Security Department's Whitley Road Detention Centre exactly one year ago

If you had forgotten the story or misunderstood his name, he does not come from a family that sells nasi lemak which sounds like his name. He is a terrorist! To be more specific, he is the alleged head of the local branch of Jemaah Islamiah(JI), JI is actually a terrorist organization in case you would like to know. At 4.05pm which around the time this post is made, Mas Selamat fled the detention centre. It was a planned move executed perfectly by the director and actor himself with precision. He took advantage of the blurness of the officers and loose security there for his escape. By the way, the public only knew about this incident after four hours of it's occurrence so maybe he is already on some speedboat on the way back to Indonesia by then although our government does not want to admit it

Mas Selamat became an overnight celebrity in the country. Posters of him were seen almost everywhere from buses to MRT stations to shopping centres to coffee shops to wherever there are people and brochures were distributed by volunteers to the public which all accumulated to a high wastage of paper since he is still at large. M1, Singtel and Starhub even became friends for the first time by sending out MMS messages to their subscribers with the terrorist's handsome photo accompanied by the usual "call 999 immediately" kind of words. But I have yet to receive the MMS till today and I am still waiting for my dear Singtel to do it after a year

Our nation is famous for being super tight in security and lapses like this are extremely rare. So most of the blame had to be on Mr Wong since it is his tiny subordinates that had let him down. There has been talk that he should resign for this serious security lapse but he did not as I expected

So here we share with you some interesting alternatives to DPM Wong's resignation

Make him say the phrase "Nasi Lemak Mas Selamat" 100 times continuously, a wrong pronunciation and he has to start from zero

Ask him to demonstrate the stunt Mas Selamt made went he escaped from the toilet window

Assign him to clean the PM's office for one month every morning

The transport Minister will install an ERP gantry just outside his house

The health Minister will only let him use his Medisave when he is 90 years old

The defence Minister shall practice his commando dunking technique on him

The law Minister forces him to memorize the entire book on the country's laws

The infocomm Arts minister bans him from watching TV, terminates all internet connection in his house and confiscates all his family member's handphones

The sports minister makes him sponsor half of the Youth Olympics expenditure

The education minister will have him build a new primary school

The trade minister makes him pay twenty percent gst for whatever he purchases

The national development minister makes him a gardener at the botanic gardens

The manpower minister cuts his CPF savings by half

The finance minister makes him count thousands of dollar notes with his bare hands

The environment minister makes him clean areas which are dengue hot spots

The foreign affairs minister wants him to swim to a neighbouring country and swim back