New Year Resolution

I am not sure about you but I dislike new year resolutions. However, for the sake of your entertainment (since you're at this blog), I have decided to make one. But don't expect a nice-looking one because as what I had mentioned, I dislike new year resolutions

First of all, I wish that the world would be peaceful and safe forever. This one is never going to happen, you and I know it deep down in our hearts. If this wish really came true, then the police and army can start planning for a career change

We cannot take things for granted. We cannot assume that a noob terrorist who can't even bomb a plane, hurt himself in the process and got caught by other passengers while doing it will exist in the future

So how should we solve this problem? If I know, I wouldn't be writing something to entertain you now

Secondly, I hope that the earth would be cleaner and greener. People like American Todd Stern and China's He Yafei should not be shooting invisible arrows via their mouths at each other every other day during a conference

People should be united as one as every one of us is part of this planet and we have a part to play in keeping it green so we should....Ok damn it, these are all nonsense

Like the first one, this one will never happen too

Thirdly, there are too many foreigners in my country so I hope that the government will do something that will appease me. Maybe my millionaire ministers should take a walk in the public and see how many China (we shall just stick to China) people can they see/hear/smell

Foreigners foreigners go away
come again some other day
we are sick of all of you
no no please don't ever come again

Sadly, this one will definitely not happen, again

Number four would be to make new friends. The definition of "friend" is too profound and abstract to explain using the English language. I will need to import all my knowledge and experience to be able to tell you one percent of it

Yes, this one is more realistic, it can happen. But how?

Lastly, as I am starting to feel tired, is to make countless amounts of money. Don't be a copycat, I know what you are thinking, you want have this in your new year resolution too

I told you that it won't look nice since new year resolutions all are bullshit