A Gangster's Diary 2

This is the second of the three-part story about the diary of a gangster. Read the first one first if you had not done so

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Day 6

The I&E (import export) VP is damn budget. His car which we tompang to JB is a second hand Toyota. Ah Zui and I thought must be either Mercedes or BMW but we just stone there when we saw it.

I better not talk about what we did in JB because it's confidential. I wonder if my workers got slack or not while I am not in office.

Then when we were back in Singapore, the car passed by a place. It is where Tiffany and I meet for first time two years ago.

That day raining so I rush to a bus stop for shelter. Actually, I was rushing for time to a meeting at some ulu place. Tiffany was sitting there waiting for bus.

I saw her holding an umbrella so I just shout "Oi, can borrow or not?". Then I show her my ang kong. She very steady and just reply "erm, take lor". I ask her write her number on my hand so that I can return her next time and then zao.

So this is how we know each other. The umbrella is still with her until now.

Okok, I know this is boring so I stop here.

Day 7

Our casino is open 24/7 just like the 2 IR but our entrance fee for citizens and PR is only $10. Foreigners all free. CEO say we must also be responsible casino operators and have entrance fees for citizens and PRs to curb gambling problems.

Sometimes, I don't know whether should I agree or laugh at him. But he's my big boss so bo pian lor.

Ok, so today I went there to see see and maybe help out. Sibei crowded sia but the people there are like 1 person playing, 8 others watching him.

Ang Sua staff must wear their staff pass in casino to easily identify ourselves. I forgot to wear mine and almost kena whack by one hia di when I enter the "Staff Only" area.

I helped to serve drinks and snacks for the VIP rooms. Got this New Zealand ang moh inside play blackjack at $50000 per round. Wonder if his father is Microsoft boss?

I feel like playing also but impossible because I am a staff. Unless I quit my job which also highly impossible.

Day 8

CEO say that at times, we should work with the police to fight crime and catch those real baddie pai kias out there. We can recruit those ginnas and train them to be good gangsters like us.

Ang Sua gang only do business that does not endanger the safety of the public. The guns that we have is all for show only cos there is no bullet inside. Lame right?

I kena assigned to Senoko. My first reaction is "simi sai?, Senoko there all factory where will have pai kia?"

In the end, they ask me go patrol Yishun Central the Funland there. Ya, that kind of place then will have pai kia. LOL, but I end up playing there and wasted $25.

I called Tiffany and told her if she want to park tor since she stay at Chong Pang. In the end, we makan at the hawker centre and watch another boring movie at GV Yishun.

This time is about a group of middle aged people and they also talking throughout the movie. I don't understand why got people like this kind of show? I even more don't understand why got people film this kind of show?

But the worst part is I forgot to switch to silent again. Then everyone heard my "zi bah ban" ringtone when Ah Zui called me.

If this kind of show also got people like, then lim bei can also go be director liao. Confirm can earn zi bah ban.

Day 9

We had English lesson again. This time, Miss Charlotte came to our office to teach us. She say I got improvement. I pretend to act blur but my heart inside the feeling is sibei song.

I heard Ah Zui ask Miss Charlotte if she got boyfriend. She smile and ask him if he free for supper later.

Walau, if I not with Tiffany, I confirm jio her also and gurantee will win Ah Zui as I more yan dao. Eh shit, what am I saying? Pui pui pui. I only love Tiffany forever like the sea and the mountain promise.

Earlier in the day, my department attended a fashion workshop for gangsters. VP of Human Resource say everybody need to attend this course to present themselves better to customers/clients.

Let me summarize what was taught. There are mainly three kinds of dressing for gangsters. Gothic, Obiang and Ah Beng. Most Singapore gangsters prefer AH Beng style although the trend now is Gothic.

Youngsters aged around 16 or 17 prefer Gothic. They wear black from shirt to pants to fingernails. The only thing that got colour is their dyed hair. Older gangsters dislike this as they think it is unlucky.

Obiang is what people of 60's, 70's and 80's wear. Colourful dressing that make sure everybody will look at you when you are in public. I usually dress Obiang as I like this style.

Ah Beng is the most informal dressing. T-shirt, shorts and a pair of legendary slippers. Hair colour is usually not black and at least one arm or leg must be fully tatooed.

Our company got no dress code, you can wear anything you like in office. However, when we are out, we must dress accordingly to the occassion and venue.

I think this course is a waste of time. Weekend is coming! TGYMIF-Thank Guanyin Ma It's Friday