So two expected events happened over the weekend in an unexpected manner. PAP-endorsed man Tony Tan won the presidential election by a pathetic 0.34% votes while Manchester United humiliated Arsenal 8:2 in a one-sided match.
I will only be talking about the first event since countless of arrogant supporters of the Red Devils have mentioned about their win.
I shall list a number of nicknames and tags for my country's new head of state. See? I am so concerned about him.
1. Most-disliked president in history
2. Unglamorous winner of the 2011 presidential election
3. A president with only 35% of the people supporting him
4. Someone having cosy ties with the ruling party
5. Good friend and watchdog of Harry you-know-who
6. Unifying figure according to himself
7. Dividing up Singaporeans in reality
8. Set to be Nathan No.2
9. The difference only lies in their races, languages and religions.
10. Brings (less) confidence for the future.
11. An agony when seeing and hearing speak Mandarin on TV
12. Speaks Mandarin with random pauses and funny eye expressions
13. Undisputed person do endorse Brylcreem.
14. Reason why thick black spectacles never go out of fashion
15. Supporter of the PAP's ultra-flawed foreign talent policy
16. Makes our CPF money look suspicious with him around
17. Unproven to be clearly independent of the government
18. Doesn't seem likely to prove it during his 6-year term
19. Just a PAP puppet
20. Will only last as a one-term president
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