Below are 10 different kinds of disguises you can have in Singapore. They are simple and require little effort to pull off the look. Alright, so how do you disguise yourself as...
A disgruntled Malaysian
Wear a black shirt and shout "Ubah!". Do it near a Merlion for maximum effect.
An innocent party after shooting someone
Be a Pinoy and get hated by the Taiwanese.
An innocent party after switching off the lights
Ask Najib gor gor for more tips
Prince Harry
Do not react to anyone calling your name even if there are 500 of them.
A poor man
Buy an Executive Condo (EC) and claim that it was too expensive.
A man deep in thought
Talk about Syria, Israel, Hizbollah, America and Russia and how to solve the problem.
A singing contest judge
Join The Final One where results are based solely on fan votes.
A fashionista
Talk about the Chanel cruise show and your admiration for Karl Lagerfeld.
Alex Ferguson
Stay with the same employer for 26 years...Too long? Ok, just eat some chewing gum then.
A filial child
Be especially nice to your mum only on Mothers' Day.
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