To all of you worshippers kneeling in front of me right now. You will officially be the pioneer batch of devotees of this newly created belief of mine. In this newly constructed temple of ours, we shall start the belief of Follow-ism.
We believe that a certain deity exist somewhere in the universe. We are unable to see him or her with our own eyes but we are very sure of its presence when we need him or her in desperate situations.
We will give our all, especially our hard-earned money, to help fund this mega temple as well as the efforts of spreading this belief. However, you will not question the purpose of the donations as you strongly believe in this belief and the deity.
You will believe that all donations collected are for meaningful purposes that is advantageous to Follow-ism and our mega temple. Whatever the others say, we act as if we did not hear anything and continue to promote our belief to them by going from door to door
Even if you were to discover that I was secretly using some money to fund the music career of my star-wannabe daughter, you will choose to continue supporting me because she is so magnificient like the Sun! Hohoho! It's not Merry Christmas yet!
So, fellow Followists, do continue to follow blindly whatever I tell you to and never complain about it. You will gain more luck in your life if you continue to spread the belief. Please continue to knock on more doors and tell people to join you!
Yours faithfully
The magnificient King Kong aka The King
We believe that a certain deity exist somewhere in the universe. We are unable to see him or her with our own eyes but we are very sure of its presence when we need him or her in desperate situations.
We will give our all, especially our hard-earned money, to help fund this mega temple as well as the efforts of spreading this belief. However, you will not question the purpose of the donations as you strongly believe in this belief and the deity.
You will believe that all donations collected are for meaningful purposes that is advantageous to Follow-ism and our mega temple. Whatever the others say, we act as if we did not hear anything and continue to promote our belief to them by going from door to door
Even if you were to discover that I was secretly using some money to fund the music career of my star-wannabe daughter, you will choose to continue supporting me because she is so magnificient like the Sun! Hohoho! It's not Merry Christmas yet!
So, fellow Followists, do continue to follow blindly whatever I tell you to and never complain about it. You will gain more luck in your life if you continue to spread the belief. Please continue to knock on more doors and tell people to join you!
Yours faithfully
The magnificient King Kong aka The King
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