The other day I came up with a joke while reading the news of Lee Hsien Loong's recent trip to America.
After their official meeting when the cameras have stopped rolling, Obama approached Lee Hsien Loong and asked him the following questions.
Obama: Lee, let me ask you a question.
Lee: What? Whether chewing gum is still banned? Yes it is!
Obama: Nah...How do you put Bashar al-Assad into a coffin?
Lee: Erm, kill him?
Obama: Wrong. You just open it and dump the guy in.
Lee: ...
Obama: Now another one. How do you put Kim Jong Un into a coffin?
Lee: Open it and dump him in?
Obama: No! You take Bashar out and throw Kim in. Right, if you are on a helicopter and it's gonna crash due to overloading, what should you throw out? A TV, coffin or five luggages?
Lee: Why would a helicopter have a coffin...
Obama: Just answer.
Lee: Luggage lor.
Obama: Wrong, it's the coffin 'cause fatty Kim is in it!!!
Lee: What the...
Obama: Okay new one. Once upon a time, Joseph Stalin has a gun which has an effective range of 500 metres. Adolf Hitler was 700 metres in front of Stalin. Stalin decides to shoot and Hitler died. How's that possible?
Lee: No idea.
Obama: Because the coffin landed on him!
Both men went to the washroom and on their way out, Lee Hsien Loong decided to the questioning this time.
Lee: How do you put your political opponent into a coffin?
Obama: You mean literally? Open it and throw those morons in!
Lee: Nope. You sue them.
After their official meeting when the cameras have stopped rolling, Obama approached Lee Hsien Loong and asked him the following questions.
Obama: Lee, let me ask you a question.
Lee: What? Whether chewing gum is still banned? Yes it is!
Obama: Nah...How do you put Bashar al-Assad into a coffin?
Lee: Erm, kill him?
Obama: Wrong. You just open it and dump the guy in.
Lee: ...
Obama: Now another one. How do you put Kim Jong Un into a coffin?
Lee: Open it and dump him in?
Obama: No! You take Bashar out and throw Kim in. Right, if you are on a helicopter and it's gonna crash due to overloading, what should you throw out? A TV, coffin or five luggages?
Lee: Why would a helicopter have a coffin...
Obama: Just answer.
Lee: Luggage lor.
Obama: Wrong, it's the coffin 'cause fatty Kim is in it!!!
Lee: What the...
Obama: Okay new one. Once upon a time, Joseph Stalin has a gun which has an effective range of 500 metres. Adolf Hitler was 700 metres in front of Stalin. Stalin decides to shoot and Hitler died. How's that possible?
Lee: No idea.
Obama: Because the coffin landed on him!
Both men went to the washroom and on their way out, Lee Hsien Loong decided to the questioning this time.
Lee: How do you put your political opponent into a coffin?
Obama: You mean literally? Open it and throw those morons in!
Lee: Nope. You sue them.
Fellow left-handers shaking hands with their right
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