Friday, January 22, 2010

Casino

Attention to all gamblers, non-gamblers, ex-gamblers and potential gamblers! Lion State's third casino, operated by Tok Kong Holdings, will be opening soon! Chairman Mr Raymond will be cutting the ribbon at the opening ceremony which we have yet to settle a date for. We would like to invite all locals as well as foreigners to come and gamble, oops, we mean invest and hopefully gain some fortune

We have more than thirty years of experience in casino operations. Since the 70's, we have mini and mobile branches tended by seasoned runners in back allies islandwide. We also have indoor facilities in rented apartments which are big enough to accommodate up to five VIP rooms

We have businesses in international trade that includes the import and export of highly valued items which are rare. Also, we provide loan services for our clients' financial needs based on a case-by-case basis. We value all our clients and are pleased to serve them with quality customer service

We have in-depth experience and knowledge in gambling facilitation like table, electronic, sports and many more. We are the winners of the Underground Operations Awards's Best Operator award for four consecutive years

Now if you think that we are some Ah Long organization who participate in illegal activities and have Ah Bengs as our employees, we are sorry to cause any misunderstandings. We do not deny that we are similar to the above just that we pride ourselves as an ordinary company

After five years of planning our business, recruiting people and constructing our facilities, we are almost ready serve you, our valued customer. We cater to the common market so you do not have to worry about money

As what we advise, always bet responsibly. However, our friendly customer service officers will always be ready to serve you if you would like to enquire about a loan in case you ran out of money but your gambling addiction has yet to run out

More reasons why you should visit us. The luxury of not needing to pay an entrance fee but you would have to buy one of our exclusive goodie bags before walking out. Jackpot machines that are coded and programmed to let you win at least once every eight times. Croupiers who will let you play for free for three rounds if you had lost for ten straight rounds and many more

So don't forget to make a trip down to win some fortune. Spread the joy of winning by telling your friends and family about it. We see you there!

Hang on, did we apply for a license to operate a casino? No? What? We didn't apply for one? Walau eh, tua tao ask you all xiao lian eh go do such simple tachi also buay sai? Lim Bei ka le kong, le better settle fast fast or not #$%%^. KNS

Thank you for your time. We look forward to seeing you

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